throwing a tantrum when ur sugar daddy wont increase ur allowance
what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated
Anonymous asked: Hey what's your Instagram screen name ? ☺️
Everyone go follow it!
"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.
Painted my room green. So here’s myself without a shirt ahah.
r.i.p me, died and gone to heaven